I'm one of those odd people who, despite travelling the world, hasn't actually moved all that far. I'm living in the house I pretty much grew up in and doubt that I'll ever really leave it! Like most people who live in 'Gangsta's Paradise', I have a love/hate relationship with the city. The thing I hate the most are the obnoxious drivers who litter our road, so if you're ever in my hood and you're confronted with an irritable blonde in a station wagon with horns on the front, and a bumper sticker that reads, “I'm out of oestrogen, and I have a gun”, steer clear – especially if you're in an urban 4 x 4 or School Utility Vehicle… I love that we have so many trees (and if one more person points out that, hey, like, shoo wow, we have the largest man-made forest in the world here, I'll administer an AAK!) and that so many people are getting into the groove and getting not only indigenous but endemic – after all, I'm a serious gardener…